You’ll never have to buy these 30 foods again.
View Larger “This was before voice mail, recorded phone messages you can’t escape. Life was easier then. You just didn’t pick up the phone.”
― Joyce Carol Oates, Beasts
It smelled like cigarettes so badly in the hall I was sure I’d find a clique of teenage girls sneaking one before Geography or something. But it was just a woman talking on her cell phone while she peed.
Number #1 regret of high school: Not being Nancy from The Craft
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh #socialmediafriday
So why are the big power tool companies refusing to use it?Gahh!
Now just thinking about 4,000 fingers…..
View Larger …commissioned for the centenary of Canberra, ‘The Sky Whale’ hot-air balloon by Sierra Leonean artist Patricia Piccinini…
more.
This ‘Inside Amy Schumer’ sketch. Watch it.
As Pete Holmes would say, “laser accuracy.”
(by comedycentral)
You ever respond to gchat in earnest and then reread what you said and go “whoa 2 real”?
This is THE most wonderful thing I have ever seen. And pretty much exactly what I had in mind when I instructed my party guests to “bring their A-Game”
